HELLO!

WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE.

*  IF you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1"
    Repeatedly.

*  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to 
    press "2".

*  If you have multile personalities, press "3", "4", "5" and 
    "6".

*  If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are
    and we are tracing the call.

*  If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you 
    wich number to press.

*  If you are depressive, dont't bother pressing a 
    number.  No one will answer.


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