HELLO! WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE. * IF you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" Repeatedly. * If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press "2". * If you have multile personalities, press "3", "4", "5" and "6". * If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and we are tracing the call. * If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you wich number to press. * If you are depressive, dont't bother pressing a number. No one will answer. Go back to index.