| # | Player Name | Position | ma | st | ag | av | Player Skills | ij | cp | td | in | cs | vp | sp | Cost |
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| 1 | Thomas Jefferson | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | | | | | 2 | | 4 | 100k |
| 2 | Abraham Lincoln | Mummy | 3 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | | | | | 3 | 1 | 11 | 100k |
| 3 | Teddy Roosevelt | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, SureHands, Pro | | 4 | 1 | | 3 | 1 | 18 | 90k |
| 4 | Woodrow Wilson | Wight | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Dauntless | | 4 | 2 | | 2 | 2 | 17 | 90k |
| 5 | Mario Cuomo | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | | | | | | | | 60k |
| 6 | Dick Morris | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | | | 1 | | 1 | 2 | 15 | 60k |
| 7 | Rush Limbaugh | Vampire | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Regenerate, HypnoGaze, Off For A Bite | | 1 | | | | | 1 | 110k |
| 8 | Andrew Jackson | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Dirty Player | | | | | 2 | 1 | 9 | 30k |
| 9 | Richard Nixon | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | | | | 1 | | 2 | 30k |
| 10 | George Washington | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | | | | | 1 | 5 | 30k |
| 11 | James K. Polk | Skeleton | 5 | 4 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate, Dirty Player, ST+, Block | | | | | 6 | 3 | 27 | 30k |
| 12 | John Tyler | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | | | | 1 | | 2 | 30k |
| 13 | Herbert Hoover | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | | | | | | | 30k |
| 14 | Willaim McKinley | Skeleton | 5 | 3 | 2 | 7 | Regenerate | | | | | | | | 30k |
| 15 | Chester Arthur II | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | MNG | | | | | | | 30k |
| 16 | Grover Cleveland | Zombie | 4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Regenerate | | | | | | | | 30k |
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| Team Name: | The Dead Presidents | Re-Rolls: | 5 | x $70k = | 350k |
| Race: | Undead | Fan Factor: | 11 | x $10k = | 110k |
| Team Rating: | 163 | Assistant Coaches: | 4 | x $10k = | 40k |
| Treasury: | 30k | Cheerleaders: | 0 | x $10k = | 0 |
| Coach: | TJ Wesley | Apothecary: | 0 | x $50k = | 0 |
| | Team Wizard: | 0 | x $150k = | 0 |
| TOTAL COST OF TEAM: | 1,380k |
