| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | Injury | COMP (1) | TD (3) | INT (2) | CAS (2) | MVP (5) | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Arthur P. Dent | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Pass, Acc., S.Throw, S.Arm, S.Hands |
| 50 | 2 |
| 1 | 1 | 63 | 90,000 |
| 2 | Zaphod Beeblebrox | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 6 | 9 | Block, Dodge, S.Firm, AG+, D.Tackle, AG+ |
| 10 | 25 |
| 2 | 5 | 114 | 100,000 |
| 3 | Trillian II | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Frenzy, JumpUp, Block, AG+, Dntlss. |
| 1 | 4 |
| 3 | 2 | 29 | 110,000 |
| 4 | Slartibartfast II | Line Elf | 6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | AG+ |
| 1 | 1 |
|
| 1 | 9 | 70,000 |
| 5 | Wowbagger | Line Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Guard, MA+, Block |
|
| 4 |
|
| 3 | 27 | 70,000 |
| 6 | Wonko | Line Elf | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
| 1 |
|
|
| 1 | 6 | 70,000 |
| 7 | Hotblack Desiato | Line Elf | 6 | 4 | 4 | 9 | Dirty Player, Block, ST+, Dodge |
|
| 1 |
| 16 | 8 | 75 | 70,000 |
| 8 | Empty |
| 9 | Agrajag | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 5 | 3 | 9 | MA+, Block, ST+ | Niggler |
| 2 |
|
| 4 | 26 | 100,000 |
| 10 | Gargrrvarr | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
|
| 2 |
|
|
| 6 | 100,000 |
| 11 | Ford Prefect III | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, D.Tackle, S.Firm |
| 3 | 6 |
|
| 1 | 26 | 100,000 |
| 12 | Arthur P. Deodat | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, S.Hands, Dodge, Block |
| 10 | 4 |
|
| 1 | 27 | 90,000 |
| 13 | Fenchurch II | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Frenzy, JumpUp, Block, Dntlss., S.Firm |
| 2 |
|
| 4 | 5 | 30 | 110,000 |
| 14 | Tuern Redvenom | Blitzer * | 7 | 4 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dirty Player, Pro | -AV | 1 |
|
| 3 | 4 | P | 150,000 |
| 15 | Tuern Blueblood | Blitzer * | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dirty Player, Pro | -MA | 1 |
|
| 3 | 2 | P | 150,000 |
| 16 | Tuern Blackbile | Blitzer * | 7 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Dirty Player, Pro |
|
|
|
| 2 |
| P | 150,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Rerolls | 8 | 400,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Fan Factor | 26 | 260,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Assist- ant Coaches | 1 | 10,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Cheer- leaders | 0 | 0 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Apoth- ecary | 1 | 50,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Team Wizard | 1 | 150,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Total Cost of Team |
| 2,400,000 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Treasury |
| 115,000 |