• MRS. BLAILEEN by Primus
  • Tabbed by Jim Wade
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  • Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher
    And she controlled the children
    By using humiliation.
    The target always seemed to be Donny.
    He was a bit slower than the others.
    When he was quite young
    His mother died at the kitchen table
    While choking on some food.
    The fashion of the day
    Was bleach and tied Levi's.
    Donny decided to make some,
    But he didn't know to rinse them.
    So he came to school a reekin'.
    Bleach stenched filled the classroom.
    Mrs. Blaileen began to chastise.
    She made him feel like an asshole
    two feet small.
    Oh what a lonely boy.
  • Don and Ronald
    They always stuck together
    For they were a bit different than the others
    And they were as tight as brothers
    Then Ronald moved away.
    Now Steven
    He was year or two younger
    And he really thought he was something.
    He liked to harass other children
    Or anyone he found outnumbered.  
    Alone Don walks from fishing.
    Steven and his friend they stop him.
    They took his hat and they taunt him,
    Pimp-slap him with a newspaper.
    Don lunged forward with his fish knife
    Then ran all the way home weeping.
    He gave his knife to his father and
    Said "I think I hurt Steve."
    Oh what a lonely boy.