• Kalamazoo by Primus
  • Tabbed by Jim Wade
  • INTRO
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  • MAIN RIFF
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  • BRIDGE
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  • A B C D E F G H I gotta' gal wears her toenails long
    Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs
    And she ain't from Kalamazoo

    A B C D E F G H I gotta' friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz          Then a 55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends
    And the plates say Kalamazoo

    He had a steady job and watched what he spent He'd
    say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent I'll squirrel
    away every goddamn cent
    And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo

    I knew a guy that mangled his hand And he went from
    pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand                                   They say last year he cleared fifty grand
    Selling dogs round Kalamazoo

    She turned to the world with a bastard child Said, "I just
    can't handle him, he's too damn wild"                              But the years and the liquor have made him mild
    And he lays around Kalamazoo