The paratrooper

This young man was in the military, training to be a paratrooper. He calls
home

 to his folks one night. His Dad answers the phone, and immediately the kid

 starts telling the old man how tough it is there and how he wants to come

 home. "Now Son", the old man says, "you are there for a reason. No one said
it

 was gonna be an easy time. Just tough it out, and you will be a better man
for

 it." "But Dad", the kid says,"We were up in the plane today, and when it
came
 my time to jump, I froze with fear. The instructor came over and started yelling at me. He said that if I didn't jump, he would shove his cock right
up my ass!" The old man said: "Jesus Son, did you jump?" The kid said: "A
little at first."