Humor
This is a collection of humorous comments and lists.
Enjoy.
Lists:
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Top Ten Good Things About the Empire
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Top Ten Reasons Luke and Callista Should Get Married
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Top Ten Questions I Have About Star Trek
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Things I Love About Being a Star Wars Fan
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Top Seven Star Wars Blond Jokes
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Top Ten Reasons the Empire Will Always Lose
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Top Ten Reasons to Admire C-3P0
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Top Ten Reasons Why Kyp Durron is Better than Luke Skywalker
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Top Ten Comparisons Between Star Trek: Voyager and Star Wars
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Top Ten Reasons Why all the Star Trek Serieseseseseses Suck
Compared to Star Wars
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Top Ten Star Wars Crossovers
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When Will Trekkies Ever Learn?
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Lines Improved by Substituting the Word Pants
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Why I'm Glad George Picked the Names the Way He Did
Jokes:
Q) How did the
Ewok cross the road?
A) Ewalked
Q) What do you
call the person who brings a Rancor its dinner?
A) The appetizer
Q) What do you
get when you cross an astromech droid with the invisible man?
A) An R2-CThru
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wampa.
Wampa who?
Wampatato, two
potato.
Miscellaneous
Solo to Jordan and
Bird: "Watch this: Off the skiff, into the air, off the sail barge, into
the Sarlacc... nothing but Fett!"
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