Dear Friends,
 
MONEY...
It can buy a House
    But not a Home!
It can buy Bed
    But not sleep!
It can buy a Clock
    But not Time!
It can buy a Book
    But not Knowledge!
It can buy a Position
    But not a Respect!
It can buy Medicine
    But not Health!
It can buy a Blood
    But not Life!
 
So you see money isn't everything?
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because
I am your Friend,
and as your Friend
I want to take away your pain and suffering...
 
So send me all your money
and I will suffer for you.
 
CASH ONLY PLEASE  but if u insist any other form is also accepted !!