CAST:
Blood: Schmitterling(Schmitt)
Sausage: Minderweitigkeitskomplex(Keitskom)
The Scene: a grocery store in middle america
Time: early afternoon
Blood: I found a bloody, mangled finger in my tomatoe sauce.
Can I have a refund?
Sausage: If you bring it in, I will give you your money back.
Blood: My little sister ate it. She thought it was a hotdog and
ate it on one of your moldy buns. Can I have a refund on that too?
Sausage: Only if your little sister dies.
Blood: Then I will go kill her. Would you like her fingers for
the tomatoe sauce?
Sausage: No, we stopped doing that last week. Now we but
tongues in the tomatoe sauce and and fingers in
the veggie soup.
Blood: That sounds good! I like tongue. Can I have a cup?
Sausage: Certainly. Would you like to try our roast dog? It's
the special this century.
Blood: No thanks, I have a live one at home.
Sausage: How about a pineapple? They are marinated in
sedatives. That way, you can go to sleep and we can
use your body parts for our products.
Blood: I'm getting out of here! You're crazy(i.e., you have a
titmouse{small bird} nesting in your brain.)
Das war gechriebt:
by Schmitterling Mattingly und
Keitskom Rolfes
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